Hi. These are words about games I’ve played.

I used to run some gaming websites, but those are all gone now. Back around That Time When The World Ended, I found myself writing about games again. I don’t really know why, it just seemed like a good idea. I had thoughts and didn’t have a place for them, and I know better than to shout into the void of Twitter or Reddit, so I shouted into a text editor.

Many years have since transpired and I have now written a bunch of words about a bunch of games, so here’s a website. I try to write at least a little about any game I consider myself “done” with, either because I squeezed all the gaming enjoyment out of it, or because it infuriated me.

Dice A Million (2026)

Another one of these.
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Blood Dungeon (2026)

Vampire Survivors and Spelunky had a differently beautiful baby
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Splatoon Raiders (2026)

(Ay ay!)
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Rhythm Heaven Groove (2026)

Notes from the Rhythm League: You’ve got the basics down, and… Your technique is solid. You got all the key points right! Amazing!
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Denshattack! (2026)

This train will be the train that pierces the heavens, while doing an absurdly gnarly kickflip into a back heel impossible
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Starfox (2026) (2026)

It Is 2026 And I Am Playing Starfox
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Mina the Hollower (2026)

BONE UP!
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Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (2026)

A deeply strange and unique game about trying to eat everything. Just to try. Just to make sure.
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Forza Horizon 6 (2026)

Turn around when it is safe to do so
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Titanium Court (2026)

A metaphor wrapped in an absurdist allegory wrapped in a Match 3 game
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