Hi. These are words about games I’ve played.

I used to run some gaming websites, but those are all gone now. Back around That Time When The World Ended, I found myself writing about games again. I don’t really know why, it just seemed like a good idea. I had thoughts and didn’t have a place for them, and I know better than to shout into the void of Twitter or Reddit, so I shouted into a text editor.

Many years have since transpired and I have now written a bunch of words about a bunch of games, so here’s a website. I try to write at least a little about any game I consider myself “done” with, either because I squeezed all the gaming enjoyment out of it, or because it infuriated me.

Super Meat Boy 3D (2026)

Super Meat Boy in a Dimension Nobody Asked For
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Absolum (2025)

Dotemu & Friends stay winning
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Pokémon Pokopia (2026)

A post-apokélyptic role-playing game
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Directional Pad Goes to Super Nintendo World

The Super Nintendo World section of Universal Studios Epic Universe in Orlando has been open for just about a year now, and for our big multi-family trip of the year we planned out one grueling day at Super Nintendo World followed by two comparatively chill days at LEGOLand. The kiddos aren’t really super interested in anything else offered at Universal, so we figured surely we’ll be able to squeeze all there is to squeeze out of the Nintendo Quadrant in a single day.
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Slay the Spire 2 (Early Access) (2026)

2027’s Game of the Year
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Minishoot’ Adventures (2026)

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this gun.
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MIO: Memories in Orbit (2026)

A beautiful and solid (but not amazing) Metroidvania
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Dome Keeper (2025)

Motherload: The Next Generation (2025)
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Your 2025 End of Year Roundup

WHO LIKES SEQUELS?!

Anyway, let’s do Categories this year. And worsts. There were a lot of worsts.

Game That Isn’t Finished

Absurdly Delayed Game

Game I Didn’t Play

  • Best: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
  • Worst: idk, man. Joke Answer: Destiny 2

Nintendo Game

Most Unexpectedly Emotional Powerhouse

Best Indie Game

  • Three-Way Tie: Hades 2 & Silksong & Blue Prince
  • These were all outstanding for their own reasons, and all fit what I think can reasonably really be called “indie” games.

Best Game of 2025

There were a lot of really good games. Like look at the ones I listed above. And like, BALL x PIT? I 100%’ed that. And Mario Kart World?! And Pipistrello?? And BLUE PRINCE?!!? AVOWED?!?!!?!

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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (2025)

Legend of Samus: Spaceward Arm-Cannon
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